GOAT WARS V...

THE RIGHT WORD

I fell a little out of love and then
I worked my woe in words, sent him my song:
My little sorrow ambered deep in rhyme,
My grief preserved. When next he came to me,

My lover, gentlest of all gentle men,
Just held me close and kissed me — I'd been wrong.
And later, when I spoke of some fine time
To come, if we should know that we'll stay "we,"

He stopped me with a word. "Not 'if,' but 'when' —
It's 'when,' not 'if,' we know that we belong
To one another." No fall so sublime
As my fall, falling deep as deep can be.

When he said that he loved me, I rejoiced,
But "When, not if" — there heaven's joy is voiced.

You'd think that after spending a lifetime apologizing, I would either be better at it, or have finally learned how to avoid having to do it. Do NOT hold breath, dahling, as Natasha might have said to Boris.

sigh

Well, the Goat came to visit this weekend with an old friend in tow, and we drove north to visit another old friend of his — OK, now I know it was an old "friend," not to put too fine a point on it, an old @#$%-buddy, but what the hell? — and I was in the weird situation of being the New Kid on the Block. These guys, including a sort of houseboy who rounded out the cast, had all seen the Goat with a variety of disposable or semi-disposable boyfriends over the last twenty years, and that felt a little weird. Not weird enough to make me want to be somewhere else, just weird. Weird enough, perhaps, for me not to watch what I said too carefully, but since when do I need an excuse not to watch my tongue?

Oh well.

It went off well enough, and, after months of feeling that the Goat was keeping his friends from me, though God knows he would never stop talking about them, or saying "You have to meet X, Y, or Z," and then not making it happen — I was now confronted with the fact that I was mortally jealous of their previous history with him — even before I knew what it entailed in one case.

And believe me, in that case I could hardly blame him; this guy, some ten or twelve years younger than I, is built like the proverbial Brick Shit-house, and really tall, really dark, and really handsome. Back before I knew the story, I even told the Goat that it was a good thing I had seen him first, or this guy might have been the focus of all my demented dreams. But then I found out what he does to and/or with those he loves, and quite aside from my hopeless feelings for the Goat, I'm not sure I could have done the deed[s]. We all have limits, and while mine are expanding, but they aren't expanding THAT fast. I am basically a Leather-Guy Wannabe, a Vanilla Wafer with dreams of chocolate icing. These guys are the Real Thing.

Well, time went by quickly enough, and we did have some time to ourselves — the Goat was actively trying to get his friend-in-tow to go out and meet guys and get beyond "polite" to the deed more efficiently. There is something rather sweet in one senior citizen trying to give another pick-up tips, but it is a topic I could not, of course, skate very near in the then present company.

It was also rather odd to see the Goat among his own kind, and really have to take onboard the fact that he's gay. Now, I know that sounds completely absurd, and indeed it is. Especially since Mr. Brick-Shithouse remarked that he sometimes avoided attending Bear events because it was so hard to figure out who was comfortable in his own skin already, and who was just out of the closet, and still carrying a lot of anti-sissy freight that made him want to hang with bears because he could pretend he was still with guys, not gays. Misogyny and fear of drag-queens came into it, too. Though I had to admit that most of what he was describing did in fact apply to me — recently out, happy to be with a relatively butch guy, not overly fond of drag-queens, vaguely anti-sissy, to the extent that it wouldn't be self-hatred, anyway — I couldn't get my head around the combination of misogyny and dislike of drag queens.

My own dislike of drag queens has a lot to do with my regard for women, and the feeling I can't shake that below all the talk about drag being an "homage," an affectionate lampooning, there is deep-seated hostility there. The madonna must be a whore... Well, that's my problem, I guess. But I still don't understand the combination, which the three other guys in the hot-tub found utterly self-explanatory.

The newbie's dilemma: not fitting in @#$%-ing anywhere...

But there's another AHA! moment for the Troll: sitting in a hot-tub with three seriously experienced leather-men. Not a place I would have imagined myself a year ago, and aside from wondering what I would have made of it a year ago, it didn't really register one way or the other: they were the people I was hanging out with. And it, and they, were cool.

Back at the Ranch, the three of us watched Stephen Frears' wonderful movie The Queen, and were all near tears. What was weird about that experience was that we were watching different movies: the Goat, bless his heart, was weeping for Princess Di, which almost made me want to run screaming from the room, and I was weeping for everyone else in her family, basically: Prince Charles and the young boys. I don't know who the Goat's guest was weeping for; I didn't ask. BTW, I suspect that the extremely sympathetic portrayal of Prince Charles is an example of poetic license, that he is much more of a pig-headed ignoramus than the thoughtful if limited man Frears put on screen.
I hope not, but I suspect so...

Anyway, there we were, weeping for opposing teams. I guess it's a good thing that the Goat doesn't give a fart for team sports.

That was my weekend.

Back to Goatville on Friday... for way less than twenty-four hours. A friend of mine, married with grandchildren, who has a lover of five or ten years on the side, is driving across New York State to spend an hour or two alone with me on Saturday morning, before we both go off to a big family picnic. The picnic is the kick-off to a big family pow-wow in my former home-town, where I now have to find friends to put me up.

Talk about a weird feeling.
There's just been a lot of weird going on recently...
Though luckily, the Goat hasn't really held it against me.

Hang in there, guys. My thoughts are with you, especially those of you who are facing the reality of this vale of sorrow, rather than hiding in the warm, pink refuge of new love and old habits.
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