STAR WARS XV...

ARIES (March 21-April 19):

The Only Three Questions That Count is the title of a book by Ken Fisher. I’m stealing it to use as the theme of your horoscope. So your next assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to craft three essential questions that will guide your journey between now and the end of 2007.

These queries should excite your natural curiosity about the life issues that matter most to you. They should be carefully and precisely formulated. And they should motivate you to keep your mind wide open and hungry as you hunt for more insight into your most bafflingly interesting mysteries.

OK, off the top of my head:

1. Does this thing with the Goat have a future?
1. [No surprise there. You knew that was going to be #1, right?]

2. How much of life in leather-world can I accept?
2. This might have a lot to do with #1...

3. Can I afford to spend another winter in a house that doesn't retain heat
3. and can I afford to move?

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