EAST OVERSHOE CAN EAT ITS HEART OUT...

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.

We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too!

Personality
You are more emotional than logical,
more concerned about others than concerned about self,
more religious than atheist,
more dependent than loner,
more lazy than workaholic,
more traditional than rebel,
more artistic mind than engineering mind,
more idealist than cynical,
more leader than follower, and
more extroverted than introverted. [!!!]

As for specific personality traits, you are
religious (93%), romantic (86%), intellectual (85%), horny (58%).

Stereotypes
Old Geezer 83%
Punk Rock 60%
Young Professional 50%

Life Experience
Sex 40%
Substances 30%
Travel 56%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist,
whom you agree with around 83% of the time.

Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class [!!!].
You make more than
0% of those who have taken this test, and
31% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.

By the way,
your hotness rank is 62%,
hotter than 88% of other test takers.

TAKE THAT, EAST OVERSHOE!

Can I e-mail this to the Silver Fox?
Hmmmmm.
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