ST. VALENTINE MEETS "STAR WARS" [V]...

ARIES (March 21-April 19):

Dear Rob:

Could you please tell me how I can get the men I like to remove me from the pedestals they put me on? If something doesn’t change soon, I’ll have to call down the lightning and obliterate their delusions. Sorry if that sounds violent. It’s just that storms start building whenever I feel cramped by demands disguised as love.

.................................— Over-Idolized Aries

Dear Over-Idolized:

Good news! You’ve entered a phase that will be favorable for shattering naive projections and unrealistic expectations. You’ll also be skilled at escaping neediness that feels like a straitjacket.

So THAT'S my problem???
OK. I give up.
Shoot me now.
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