Thursday, March 01, 2007

STAR WARS VI...


ARIES (March 21-April 19):

You’re facing a classic Aries dilemma:

You can either run away from demanding responsibilities towards an illusory freedom that might allow you to cling to a false sense of pride . . .

or else you can gleefully embrace interesting responsibilities that will build your self-confidence as you fight for a whole new kind of freedom.

The outcome of this choice is uncertain, and won’t be determined by invisible vibrations beaming down on you from the planets.
Everything depends on whether you’ll make use of your dormant reserves of willpower.

And this for a guy who hasn't even been able to balance his checkbook for a year.
[sigh] I'm really looking forward to coming out on the other side of all this...

On the other hand, where does a horoscope writer get off saying that the outcome of this choice is uncertain, and won’t be determined by invisible vibrations beaming down on you from the planets???? Shouldn't he get drummed out of the coven for that? Who's in charge here, anyway?

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1 comment:

  1. Fighting for a whole new kind of freedom. I wonder what exactly that is?

    Just another baffled Aries here.

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